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July 3rd, 2009

Hey, I just heard on Channel 7 news that today and Monday are Feline Independence Days at the Humane Society of Sarasota County. Basically, if you ADOPT A KITTY OR CAT TODAY OR MONDAY — YOU GET ALL THE FEES WAIVED COMPLETELY (at least that’s what I think I heard! — visit www.hssc.org to learn more. Apparently you have to say the words WHEN FREEDOM PURRS to get the kitty cat completely free — with all adoption fees and neutering and shots, etc., included — check out the website to make sure I’m right about this.

Look, I know you all probably think I’m a crazy feline-lover (and I am), but truly if you have the space and the money to care for a little cat that needs a good and loving permanent home … I hope you’ll consider taking advantage of this REALLY GOOD DEAL — completely free to adopt a cat — all shots, neutering — that’s a huge deal.

When I adopted Boomerang (he was a street cat), I had to pay for his neutering, all his shots, taking care of worms that he had from living outside, etc. It was hugely expensive. So, I’m just saying — this is a great deal. My other two cats were adopted from shelters too.

Give a feline some real freedom — the freedom to be safe from harm and especially crazy people on July Fourth (some bad stuff happens to cats every year on this day). Give a little kitty the freedom of a safe, secure home and I know he or she will give you lots of love back.

Okay, enough of my exhortations! Oh, if you do go, tell them MC sent you — they won’t know who the heck I am, but I’d appreciate you referring them to my blog site here.

July 3rd, 2009

Albert Einstein said, “Imagination is more important than knowledge,” and that down-to-earth concept is the driving philosophy behind one of the best-kept secrets for cultivating young minds and bodies in all of Sarasota: The Children’s Garden.

From the moment one crosses the threshold of The Children’s Garden, no matter how accustomed to iPods, cell phones, and computer screens they’ve become, every child — and every adult who has even a smidgen of memory of what it was once like to be a child – abandons the stuff of our over-electronified world and enters a place where imagination and wonder leap from the dulled recesses of hearts and minds and land squarely on the face in the shape of a smile.

It’s a little sanctuary where children and adults can experience the limitless adventure and abundance of the natural world. A place where learning is imparted and absorbed but imagination is the match that lights the flame of any knowledge gained.

The Children’s Garden is so gorgeously alive, so steeped in visual and physical stimulation, so engorged with adventure, so fragranced with scent and charmed with the sounds of children playing – really playing – not passively interacting with a computer screen and a keyboard – that one feels transported to another time and place.

What is there to see and do at The Children’s Garden?

The better question might be what isn’t there to see and do!?

Walking along the springy pathways of mulch and leaves, legs and feet begin to feel alive with a sense of adventure. Eyes widen in anticipation on the faces of the wee ones who wander through the ivy-covered passages. Tentative smiles broaden into glee and laughter as children begin to see – really see – where they are.

And where they are is wonder-filled.

Just beyond Hobbitville is a play-size pirate ship; a veritable hive of activity as kids of all ages whiz up and down and around the ship, demanding, “Are you a pirate?!” and exclaiming “I’m Indiana Jones!” practically defying anyone to disagree.

A line of soldier-like pink birds line the jaunt down Flamingo Road which leads to the exotic Garden of Odd – where odds and ends of all sorts have been recycled and given new life.

There’s a Secret Garden infused with jasmine and an A-mazing maze bordered by vine-covered chain-link fencing that lead youngsters along paths just complicated enough to intrigue but not scary enough to prevent them from finding their way out.

There’s a giant-sized chessboard where children perform as human chess pieces – interactively and spiritedly learning the intricacies of this game known for its intellect-honing attributes.

A whimsical Faerie Garden entices children to linger with sculptures of kid-sized mushrooms sprouting from the earth and fairies lying about looking wistful.

In the Butterfly Garden stand three little pigs in front of three miniature houses where nearby brilliant yellow sunflowers reach over seven feet toward the sky.

There’s an absolutely enchanting Caterpillar House decorated in a Snow White theme. The main room twinkles with little white lights shimmering overhead and a tiny side room made magical with a special mirror for glimpsing secrets and cuddly stuffed animals waiting for tea and crumpets. Even a special reading room for bookworms.

The pièce de resistance of The Children’s Garden has got to be the Monster Garden. Not because it’s better than all the other spots of magic, but because it’s built on a scale that lifts imagination to new heights. There’s a giant – GIANT – green dragon whose twists and turns rise up out of the earth in serpentine loops that lead you to his Snuffy snout. Not too far from Snuffy is Isabel, a lovely purple octopus whose tentacles spread across a generous play area.

Nearby a mountain of recycled truck tires painted in fruit-loopy colors provides an energetic exercise in mountain-climbing. If you happen to be around at 10 am or 3 pm, Tire Mountain turns into train central as another train rolls past nearby 10th Street. The minute those whistles start blowing, kids swarm in from all points of the garden, their hunt for earthworms and battles as pirates forgotten as they clamber to the top of the mountain and start waving their little arms so hard and with such an urgency you’re surprised the entire mountain doesn’t become airborne with excitement.

And to whom are the children waving? The conductor of the passing train of course, who obligingly hangs his arm out the window and waves back until his train weaves out of sight.

It’s a simple moment. A single, small moment in the scheme of things at The Children’s Garden, but a moment that sums up the experience.

The experience is about imagination. Trains from far-off places going even further to parts unknown. Faceless conductors who, despite their anonymity, cast a benevolent spell of “all’s right in the world” as they whistle and wave with a timeless continuity that has been calling children to the tops of tire heaps for generations upon generations.

And when the caboose scoots out of sight, the children climb down Tire Mountain and within seconds seem to forget all about far-away places. They return to their games, their reveries, their imaginings and go right back to finding the magic right at their fingertips … at The Children’s Garden … where magic begins.

(An expanded version of this article appeared in Sarasota Downtown & Beyond magazine in 2008.)

July 2nd, 2009

I’ve been like a machine lately — just really keeping my nose to the proverbial grindstone. I think the economy, the cutbacks on writing assignments, the slower-paying clients, and just the slowdown in general has me feeling like a big ole scaredy-cat. I mean, just how close to being a bag lady do I want to get!? Not very, thank you very much. So, my obsession with working has taken its toll on a lot of things, but one thing I can always count on is that no matter how much more work I have to get done, Boomerang is going to demand his nightly walk. He knows he gets to go out around 630 or 7 pm and he doesn’t let me forget it.

So, here are some photos of my break with Boomerang from yesterday. It’s now 6:43 as I make this post and he’s meowing again to go out. Break time!

Boomerang with his purple leash communes with the Buddha before beginning his walk.

Boomerang with his purple leash communes with the Buddha before beginning his walk.

Boomer, again, not walking, just enjoying the heat and humidity and shout-outs from passers-by who are impressed with a cat that walks on a leash like a dog!

Boomer, again, not walking, just enjoying the heat and humidity and shout-outs from passers-by who are impressed with a cat that walks on a leash like a dog!

Apres-walk cat nap!

Apres-walk cat nap!

June 26th, 2009

Hey, just got back from Tampa’s WEDU, filming a Florida This Week show. It will air tonight at 8:30 on PBS Channel 3 and again on Sunday at 12:30, same station.

I have a love/hate relationship with appearing on that show. … Read more »

June 24th, 2009

William Wordsworth sets us straight on a few things.

The world is too much with us

The world is too much with us; late and soon,
Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers:
Little we see in Nature that is ours;
We have given our hearts away, a sordid boon!
Read more »

June 21st, 2009

For Dr. Gerald J. Zinfon, Professor of English and Poet

Champagne, home-grown tomatoes
and peppers, angel hair pasta,
California strawberries with
vanilla ice cream; Read more »

June 20th, 2009

The Sarasota Herald-Tribune picked up a piece I wrote and is running it in today’s paper. If you pick up a copy, the column, titled What a Dad Needs to Tell a Daughter, is on page A12. Or you can read it online at the newspaper’s website, by clicking here: What a Dad Needs to Tell a Daughter. Read more »

June 18th, 2009

Somebody asked me today if Father’s Day was difficult for me since I don’t really have one. “Nah,” I replied, “Not really.” Read more »

June 17th, 2009

Last weekend, before I came down with some kind of wild and wooly bug, I spent some time out at my Mom’s house out in the country. My brother was in town and we hung out for a while and saw a gator over at the Myakka State Park.

There was more critter action right in the front yard of my Mom’s house than there was at the Park. To wit: Read more »

June 16th, 2009

Thanks to the readers who wrote in wondering if everything’s okay in Coolidge Town. Yes, we’re all still alive here and no, we’re not shacked up with some hot fireman (though not a bad problem to have, eh?). Read more »

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